Definition of Obese:

When you break a sweat while trying to tie your own shoelaces. 

Definition of Compromise:

The spork. 

Definition of annoying:

When that kid sitting behind you in class won't take the 4 steps to get a tissue to blow his nose and instead continues to sniffle while you're trying to concentrate on your final exam. 

Note to kid: how do you keep showing up in ALL my classes??

Definition of "in a rush":

When the thought of possibly getting sweat stains at your company board meeting doesn't faze you and instead you completely skip 8 of your 10 morning routine steps. 

Definition of Cool:

The temperature of a Cucumber. 

word of the day!

Define:Cool

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Definition of Crazy:

1. a great song by britney spears

2. a period in britney's life after she married kevin federline. included a shaved head, a child custody battle, and the worst VMA performance ever. 

sunday= re-post day!

FMyLife.com:

Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "wtf am I doing," he kissed my boob. FML

Definition of Depressing:

When your Mom questions you about an empty Oreo container, and you lie and say your friends ate most of them. 

Definition of Ugly:

When even those creepy landscape truck drivers don't stare at you. 

Word of the Day!

Define: Ugly

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Definition of Innocent:

-adjective
free from legal or moral wrong
synonym: guiltless, pure
antonym: OJ Simpson

Definition of Angry:

That feeling you get right before you decide to bite someone's ear off... cough cough, Mike Tyson.

Definition of Disappointment:

After weeks of squeezing the remnants of your last tube, opening a brand new toothpaste to find that you bought the wrong kind.

Definition of Modest:

Kobayashi saying he just really really likes hot dogs.

Definition of Lazy:

Watching a re-run of the Tyra Banks show because the remote needs new batteries.

Definition of Tired:

When you fall asleep on the Subway, totally disregarding that incident with the homeless man last week.